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Do you want to know what wellspring of creativity continually inspires us to make this awesome goodness?  We shan't reveal it.  Dying to know just how wealthy and powerful we are?  We'll never tell you.  Want to rave about our products? Have a suggestion? Want to know what we had for breakfast? There are lots of ways to track us down:

Email - Send all deserving questions to RampageAvoidance@MidnightFlock.com. An army of people with nothing better to do than fulfill your every desire waits with baited breath to take care of your email inquiries.

Telephone - 623-570-8732. Feel free to call and leave a message (too many fanboys calling to actually pick up the phone). Calls will be returned at our earliest opportunity, definitely within 24 hours. As stated, we will rarely answer so this method is therefore SLOWER than email.

Mail - Lose your keyboard again? If you have a quill and inkwell handy you can write to us at:

This is also where you can send flowers and homemade cookies to thank us for the positive impact we are having on the world.